Lucy Tells the Truth – I Love Lucy episodeÂ 72, season 3, originally aired 11/9/1953
That evening, when Ricky goes to audition for a television show, and Lucy decides to go along and audition as well â having to give her experience as an entertainer, which she has none â so she lists having worked at Ricardo’s for the last 11 years.Â What kind of place is it, asks the ever-crusty Charles Lane?Â âIt’s a three ring circus.â replies Lucy â not technically lying.Â But when she is turned down for her lack of experience, the last audition is an Italian man, who doesn’t speak English.Â Does anyone here speak Italian?Â Lucy volunteers!
Lucy is apparently as fluent in Italian as she is in SpanishÂ â unknown to her, the man is a knife thrower, and after a few moments of âmistranslating’ his Italian, she becomes his impromptu assistant in his knife-throwing act, frightening her half to death until Ricky demonstrates the knife throwing gimmick.Â Ricky feels so sorry for his wife that he volunteers to pay the bet (even though, technically, he won, since Lucy lied about being able to speak Italian), and all ends happily.
Lucy Tells the TruthÂ is available onÂ the season 3Â I Love LucyÂ DVD collection.
funny quotes fromÂ Lucy Tells the Truth – I Love Lucy
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): You can’t tell the truth, people will think you’re lying.Â You have to lie so people will think you’re telling the truth.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): I can’t spend the afternoon with three women and have to tell the truth.Â I’ll call Carolyn and tell her I’m sick [realizes] Ewww!
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): [commenting on Carolyn Appleby’s new Chinese furniture] It looks like a bad dream you’d have after eating too much Chinese food.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Well, Marian, if that’s the kind of hat you wanted, you certainly got a good one!
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Marian, stop cackling.Â I’ve been waiting 10 years for you to lay that egg.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): If you weren’t such a tightwad, she wouldn’t have to look so tacky.
Originally published at Clown Ministry