Lucy Writes a NovelÂ -Â I Love LucyÂ episode 90, season 3, originally aired 4/5/1954.
Lucy’s novel deals with âNicky Nicardo the Cuban ham’, and âMr. and Mrs. Nertz’âwith the heroine being a beautiful housewife with naturally red hair.Â When Lucy arrives home, they inform her that they have burnt her manuscript in the fireplace!Â Lucy, unperturbed, informs them that she has several copies hidden about the apartment.Â Although Lucy has mailed copies out to various publishers, none have replied; that actually might be for the best, since the others have threatened to sue her if it were published.Â And then, a $100 advance royalty check arrives from the publisher Dorrance and Company.
However, Mr. Dorrance arrives later, explaining that his secretary made a mistake, and they aren’t interested in publishing Lucy’s novel.Â Lucy tears up her novel in disgust, upset that no one wants her novelâonly to have Mr. Dorrance call back to inform her thatÂ someone elseÂ does want to publish her novel!Â A very comic scene follows, as Lucy, Ricky, Fred and Ethel piece the pages back together, with Lucy successfully stifling Ricky’s sneezeâonly to sneeze herself, and scatter the pieces.Â They eventually get everything pieced together, and Lucy retypes the entire novel.Â However, it turns out that the new publisher only wants to use excerpts from Lucy’s novel in a book about how toÂ notÂ write a novel, in a chapter entitledÂ Don’t Let This Happen to You.
Lucy Writes a NovelÂ is available as part ofÂ the season 3Â I Love LucyÂ DVD collection.
Funny quotes fromÂ Lucy Writes a NovelÂ -Â I Love Lucy
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): [Fred enters] Why don’t you find out what makes him tick?Â He creaks a little, too.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Ricky, that’s what writers do.Â They take the truth and twist it a little.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Well, if your novel doesn’t sell, you can always get a job making pretzels.
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): [reading what Lucy wrote about him] âHis voice charmed millions.Â His guitar-playing made women swoon.â You know, she writes very well!
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): [continuing Lucy’s description of Ricky] It’s no surprise that he became such a big ham that he could be stuffed with cloves.
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): [burning Lucy’s book] We changed the title of your book.Â Forever Embers
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): We three are suing lovable, libelous Lucy.