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Bon Voyage

Bon Voyage – I Love Lucy episode 140, originally aired January 16, 1956

Bon Voyage is available as part of the I Love Lucy season 5 DVD collection.

Funny quotes from Bon Voyage – I Love Lucy

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): I want to eat my bon voyage fruit before it spoils!

[Ethel starts eating a piece of fruit from a fruit basket.]
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): I can’t help it. The sea air makes me hungry.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): We haven’t even left the dock.

Fred Mertz (William Frawley): [about Ethel] Wait till she finds out the food is free. It will be the biggest bundle Britain has ever seen.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): You don’t know what it’s like to be a mother, Mother.

Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): Bye, Little Ricky! Bye, Lucy! LUCY!!!

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): You hover over where and lower who onto what?

Helicopter Pilot: That’s the Constitution.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Gee the water must have shrunk it.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Where’s the door? The door is gone.
Helicopter Pilot: We took it off so it would be easier for you to get out.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Right now I’m just concerned with staying in.

Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Oh Fred, what if Lucy misses the helicopter?
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Well if I know Lucy, she’ll grease her body and swim after us.

Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): I don’t like the idea of Lucy taking a helicopter. It’s too risky.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Yeah, for the helicopter.

Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): How can Lucy miss that boat too?
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): She’s Lucy, does that answer your question?

Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): Hey, have you a woman on that boat?
Pilot Boat Captain: What are you a private detective or something?

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): [to the Dock Agent] Have you got a pilot boat that goes to the pilot boat?



Tom Raymond has been a professional clown and children's entertain for nearly 20 years - in addition to his personal website Raynbow Clown he also runs several clown-related websites, including Famous Clowns and Free Clown Skits, Best Clean Funny Jokes

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